Galing school...

-Namarag motor-

Me: kul UM sa may laguna.

Driver: gmall paman ko..

Me: ok ingatz!

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Trabaho

Ang trabaho parang mahabang biyahe..


.......ang sarap tulugan... ^__ _^

green grass

If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank.^^V

Students......

Students are the only costumers who don’t want what they paid for.

Mother and Kid

Mom: You cant have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?

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Kid: You look great for your age
Mother: Oh yeah, how old do you think i am here..hint it begins with a three

Kid: I GOT IT 300!


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Gagong Sagot! sa Gagong Tanong haha

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Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?
 
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Boy: Are you sleeping?
Girl: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…

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Girl:  Anong oras na?
Boy: Ayon oh may orason.
Girl: Tinatanong ba kita kung nasaan ang orasan?ha? gago!


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Girl: Are you kidding me?
Boy:Yes, I’m serious

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Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Customer: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cashier…

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Girl 1: Do you like my new dress?
Girl 2: Yeah, I like it… are you wearing it for Halloween?

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A girl is reading a book, when his friend  says …

Friend: Are you reading?
Girl: No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.


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Rason pag nalate!

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: I guess its because i didn’t make it in time.


^^V