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Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?
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Boy: Are you sleeping?
Girl: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…
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Girl: Anong oras na?
Boy: Ayon oh may orason.
Girl: Tinatanong ba kita kung nasaan ang orasan?ha? gago!
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Girl: Are you kidding me?
Boy:Yes, I’m serious
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Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Customer: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cashier…
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Girl 1: Do you like my new dress?
Girl 2: Yeah, I like it… are you wearing it for Halloween?
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A girl is reading a book, when his friend says …
Friend: Are you reading?
Girl: No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.
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